Eh West, not sweat, but a smell,
not women, but the fairy tales of the Brothers Grimm,
Martini, bikini mini,
And delight, eternal, like Rome.
It seems that our Anglophiles finally came to realize that not everything is so wonderful on the Island of Scoundrels ... True, just before realizing, English gentlemen came and squeezed the grandmothers ... Our national (?) Elite, aiming at a comfortable meeting of old age in bliss and comfort among centuries-old oaks in an old English castle it suddenly became not funny at once. Crystal dreams were dispelled like the diamond smoke of Kisa Vorobyaninov: a thoroughbred butler, with a bulldog mug named Barrymore, and the ghost of Lady Jane, who was decapitated, headless by a horned husband, white aprons reminiscent of Russian high school girls on last call: "Yes, sir," and the freshest, freshest oysters on family silver (snot with a taste of mine, by and large, what is already there!), And a snow-white yacht in Loch Lomond, and Queen Charlotte's Ball in Kensington Palace, and thoroughbred trotters on the traditional Royal Ascot in Windsor, and the sudden busty ladies' orchestras playing Tango-amapa incessantly, it all went to pieces!
The sweet and kind, thoroughbred face of the old woman of England suddenly revealed its essence to ours and many suddenly became ill ... Hello face, when did you become a face ...
Or even so!
The former head of Chukotka also got sick, who, having demobilized from the sovereign's service, for a long time and diligently demonstratively distanced himself not only from the Kremlin, but also from Russia ... Was laundered, epta! It didn't work out to the end of combing the "Russian scab" and the defendant expectedly swallows dust (as predicted by the Darkest four years ago), forced to answer uncomfortable questions from the British:
And tell us, my dear Abramovich, where did you get the funds for the acquisition of British national pride, the Chelsea club and other assets no less significant for the kingdom? You have some dirty money ...
I'll be a bastard, Putin got dirty ...
It seems to me that soon we will have a fascinating action: the kneeling Abramovich repenting before the British authorities ...
The funniest thing is that Roma had already admitted under oath in an English court that his acquisition of Sibneft was a clear fraud, but that was back in 2011, when the British were best friends and Romka's money did not smell ... Now, when suddenly of money it smelled like a "newbie", the brits and will not prove anything, they will shake the oligarch out of his pants and send him with his bare ass all over the world ... It will not take much time for this, because in the modern advanced economy fiercely praised by the liberals, capital is not bullion with gold in a cash vault Uncle Scrooge, and the columns of stupid ones and zeroes are on a bank server inaccessible to you, so one awkward move of the bank owner and you instantly turn from an oligarch into a rogue ... If the bank owners want this, of course. And that they want, there is no doubt about it. It was not for nothing that the violin was hunted down ... This is an English national amusement, baiting in the sense: once they hunted foxes on a hunt, then with opium the Chinese, then the Indians, they even managed to hunt down our one-of-a-kind, unique even for Russia, the elder, the whip Grigory Efimovich Novykh (Rasputin) ... Yes, comrades, according to recent historical data, it was the Englishwoman who popped into the cakes, which the holy elder used to eat Madeira in the basement of Prince Yusupov's house at Christmas fast ... They said: "Until the first star, no, no!" listened ...
Roma didn't listen either, although four years ago Putin warned the moneybags that had settled on the island: "Run, you fools!" Roma, in response, made a stupid face, folded his palms over his head and grinned happily, they say, I'm in the house ... It is in this house that he will be hunted down ...
He, of course, is indignant that they are not allowed to enter the Island, but in theory, he should rejoice, albeit without attendants, but at least he will remain free ... And alive, which is not unimportant ... Not everyone will be so lucky, because the Englishwoman shits like a cow, overeating clover, and the British parliament is already in full swing discussing the report "Gold of Moscow: Russian corruption in the United Kingdom." The parliamentarians urge the British government to fight harder and more consistently with Russian "investors", with all, so to speak, that follow ... In short, they will rob!
Delivered by the Kremlin's reaction:
This is not our question "- said during the briefing the press secretary of the President of Russia Dmitry Peskov - certain requirements are being put forward, and, probably, in this case, the applicant needs to draw conclusions as to how legitimate they are, and not us"
Everyone understands, no? Caesary - caesarean, and for the applicant Abramovich - applicants, and strongly applicants ...
Borus Johnson, who declared his desire to pounce on Putin's people, did not stand aside from these nursery rhymes ... Yeah, another "bulk" was found, as if we were not enough of our own ...
They promise to pile up, or rather to pile on ours at the championship, and the notorious English fans, united with this holy goal by several clubs ... I don’t know, I don’t know, in my opinion it is a bad idea to attack our fans, and even on our territory ... give a pendal, in this case at least the consequences are predictable, though sad ... But while the fans are boasting with might and main on their way to the army, let's see what will happen when the shit go ...
On the whole, our relations with the British Kingdom are withering before our eyes, and one could say that they have grown deadened completely, if not for one "but" ... inhabitants.
Judge for yourself: over the past month, all the media, regardless of their editorial policy, excitedly sang praises about the upcoming wedding of the youngest heir to the British crown ... The situation was covered by special correspondents from London, who were stunned by the fact that they managed to get to this blessed city. With delight worthy of better use, another whistle squealed about how great everything is there, how everyone dreams of getting to this epoch-making celebration ... How everything will be refined and elegant, cute and romantic ...
Well, as soon as all interested parties have expressed their enthusiasm for the "fabulous and magical" wedding, then I will allow myself just a few words.
Tell me, comrades, what is there to really admire? Initially, in general, they did not even plan to treat guests, they say, whoever wants, let him come with his own.
I immediately imagined myself in the place of an invited guest: we take a roast pig, a box of vodka, a button accordion, and go to arrange children's screeching with their ice directly on the royal lawns ... the understated Priore, driven straight onto the lawn, from the open trunk of which the perky song “Hop trash can” performed by the group “Vorovayki” can be heard ... Why this particular song? Everything is simple here: the groom, a red-haired monkey, thought of coming to the celebration in a cop's cap ...
Apparently one of the organizers had a no less vivid imagination, because at the last moment they decided to put the treat to the guests ... Well, how about the treat? An exquisite hot dog with an exquisite cup of tea from a bag ... And look there, do not deny yourself anything, dear guests ... Well, if the family had no money for the wedding ... "- prince Charles has two kidneys, and other relatives have a full set of liver? Granny, that in general, only last year washed from the treasury through offshores Ten million pounds ... So there is the usual greed ...
Elizabeth: I won't give you money!
If the young man, at the very least, scraped up money for a dress, then the groom, thanks to greedy relatives, was forced to marry in military uniform. Moreover, even the famous guards bear hat was clamped by the grandmother and had to be content with the above-mentioned cop's cap of the old model with a dumb trainer made of the skin of a young dermantin ...
By the way, I have some suspicions about it. I don't want to offend anyone, but the other day, while digging through the antessols, I did not find my little-worn forage, received at the warehouse of clothing allowances back in the days of early Gorbachev, after that I never received the uniform due to the specifics of the work, and therefore it is dear to me, as a material confirmation of my heroic youth. The loss looked something like this:
And, all of a sudden, what do I see? The impudent red face, the owner of which, in principle, no face control will let into a decent club, dissects in my forage! I pasted some garbage on the visor, symbolizing an oak wreath, changed the coat with a cockade and thought I didn't recognize !? Rogue!!!
He also shows his tongue, teases, like ... All went to the grandmother, she also did not disdain stolen goods. We washed the Vladimir tiara at the Grand Duchess Maria Pavlovna in 1917 and immediately on her royal head: look the English people, how bohato your rulers live!
And the rest of the nefig's relatives are no better: the diamond "Kohinoor" was stolen from the Indian rajas, they did not disdain ...
Raise these:
Somewhere here we have a diamond lying around ... "Kohinoor" (to the British) Did you take it?
British (sternly): We don't know, no diamonds of yours, why are they to us !? We have our own "Kohinoor" ... Duke Richard Pig's Tail personally got it in the form of a diamond in a cumberlite pipe near London and presented it as a gift to King Richard the Lionheart! Since then, he shines in the royal crown in a place of honor ... Be-be-be (the language is shown, just like Saakashvilli Harry) ...
These people are admired by our media, shamelessly calling these hare dances "the most significant event of the year", despite the fact that according to the members of the (God forgive me) the royal family themselves: "This is a family event, not an official state event." But ours don't care! The opening of the Crimean bridge, the election of Putin's Darkest, the adoption of hypersound? No, you haven't heard ...
Another thing is the marriage of an unshaven Brit, a drunkard and a womanizer with Nazi views, who will never become a king, to a woman "with the past" - yes! This is an epoch-making event worthy of sycophancing and all sorts of speculation ... Even a crowd of analysts, forgetting about the Ukrainians for a while, are discussing with might and main how this will affect the situation in the world, and what will happen next ... What will happen, what will happen? His mother-in-law will be a black woman, and it will be completely useless, since she doesn’t know how to bake pancakes, and all business ...
Under socialism, there was a socio-political phenomenon called "servility to the West." Socialism is long gone, and the phenomenon itself not only remained, but also got stronger, and Britain is in a special position here ...
The country of unprincipled, greedy and impudent pontorez snobs, eager for someone else's good, still lures and lures a separate category of compatriots ... It would seem that they like it so much, so go and live there, tea is not Brezhnev times, no, they take our brains out here! Go already, to the song "Road" of the "Leningrad" group, you look and they will also invite you to a wedding, and they will give you a plate from the royal service ...
Actually, ISIS was bombed, but the people were concussed all over the world ...
The new dog, John Kirby, was recently noted with the epic phrase: "Russia does not share the US goals." Undoubtedly, he wanted to convey something to the general public, but he splashed it along the way ... Is there such a place, contagious? He proposes to share the goals ... We will not share anything, and do not hope! So we will bombard the targets!
Another native of the American continent, Steve (Stas - in our opinion) Warren, brought to the attention of the Russians that "Assad is treating his citizens unfairly." We will leave the clumsy construction of the phrase itself on the conscience of the translator, but about justice, I would like more details, because ours have our own opinion on it, especially in relation to the activities of each specific politician ... More recently, another victory of Western tolerance was discussed on the forums - the opening of a shelter in quiet Denmark for elderly homosexuals ... Sickly sympathizing with the difficult lot of elderly foreign Achtungs, the people nevertheless wondered that it would not be bad to attach our favorite, the Nobel laureate Mikhail Sergeyich Gorbachev, there, so that his epic bald head would not grow hair ... That's it, gentlemen democrats and it would be a triumph of humanism and justice, and not at all asphalting the national leader Assad, defending the independence of his country!
Turkish President Erdogan is always for justice, in all its manifestations. Having mentally bombed the Kurds, he nevertheless angrily condemned the Russian attacks on ISIS ... And you can understand him! It’s not a matter when, for no reason, no reason, someone begins to dispose of partners in a dangerous business! This disrupts the stolen oil delivery schedule and seriously harms the business! Who does not know: it is Erdogan's offspring, with a fairly forgotten pioneer enthusiasm, who is using Ishilov oil ... Good boy! And this circumstance, and not the more popular conspiracy theories about the restoration of the Great Ottoman Empire, became the main problem for Recep ...
But even yesterday, the world was beautiful, and it seemed to Erdogan that he was firmly holding the stupid Russians with their naive plans to build a gas pipeline to the Faberge. Having agreed in principle that the bloody "Gazprom" generously invested in the Turkish economy, Recep, as a reward for his undoubtedly noble deed, demanded praise, admiration, and magic discounts on gas ... It is clear that the benefactor, where are we without him, three times: " ku "... The impudent partner behaved like a pregnant eighth-grader, throwing tantrums and harassing Miller with his whims:" Stop there, come here! " Moreover, the more Recep was convinced that Miller had nowhere to go, the more impudent he became! And it was already going to the fact that the Russians were ready to agree to pay extra for the fact that turkish side will graciously allow them to supply their authoritarian gas when everything collapsed ... It turned out that old Miller simply used a naive Turkish dreamer to implement insidious plans to enslave Europe, used cynically and mercilessly how bowling players use a skull-like ball to pop pins .. Miller struck, and it turned out that a lot of the credit for this, as it turned out, belongs to the greedy but stupid Erdogan.
Because looking at his antrash, the Europeans made two conclusions for themselves: the Russians are ready to stop the transit through Nenka at any cost, and it is better to deal with them than with the sick Turkish politicians. In addition, the reserves of gas fields in the Russian North, although large, but not dimensionless, may not be enough for everyone, especially since the competitors - Power of Altai and Baltic LNG - are right there.
After that, a whole team of foreign investors, known as the “gang” by the people, announced their desire to build the Nord Stream-2 gas pipeline as soon as possible ... And it became clear that there really would not be enough gas for everyone ... Specifically, the Turks would not have enough ... Miller eggs in one basket does not lay down: neither European nor Erdogan's!
Once again, the partners who went to cut Gazprom's rams came back shaved ... They still did not understand who they had contacted. It's not even about the clever and cunning Miller, if he won't be, another will come ... In Gazprom, everyone is like that ... I suggest to those who have doubts that they trace the history of the notorious Nord Stream, design work the construction of which began (surprise, surprise !!!) back in 1997, when the crisis was raging in Russia ... On the international arena, on the contrary, everything was smooth, but smooth: in Kuyevshchina, the red-haired Kuchma signed an age-old agreement on friendship, cooperation and partnership, the Black Sea fleet was divided, and the gas issue was not in any form ... It turns out that even then Gazprom's people predicted possible complications with transit and thought about diversifying supplies! Can you imagine what categories these people think !? They are now trying to breed partners ... Flag in hand, cho ...
An angry Erdogan, meanwhile, announced that he would refuse to buy Russian gas ... And he has a flag ... No, in principle, this is possible, no problem, it only takes a few billion and five years ... Well, to stretch a pipe from Iran, others the options are generally dead ... The Turkish partners have neither one nor the other ... In addition, the gas pipeline will pass through the territory of the self-proclaimed Kurdestan ... Let the guys rejoice ...
In the meantime, only Ukrainian military analysts are happy ... I certainly understand that the gaps in very incomplete and extremely secondary education among the dull-witted public are usually filled with the study of Pedalik's philosophical works, but you need to know a measure!
Now, for example, the news about the Russian MiG-29 shot down by the Turks is being actively discussed ...
- But Russia does not have a MiG-29 in Syria!
That's right ... Now it's gone!
If you believe their military experts, then Russia has already lost half a dozen combat aircraft in the conflict ... According to the Ukrop understanding, any monkey, if you give it a pipe and show it where to press, is able to shoot down a modern combat aircraft ... haloperidol from a warehouse in Vilyuisk, and selective enema of the most active users, but we have no time now, so let them live like this ...
Spurred on by the rise in oil prices, economists perked up, rushing to convince the public with ardor that there were no prerequisites for a rise in oil prices ... Then they, of course, got excited, because the Votkinsk Machine-Building Plant produces these prerequisites in three shifts ... But economists are no stranger to shame, Let me remind you that until recently, when the price was falling, these same people stated that there were no prerequisites for a fall ... They are interested in economics, therefore, economists ... I don’t declare that I am a mountaineering instructor, just because I love mountains ... Vorobyovs ... Elbrus , however, somehow not very ...
However, not all partners are impassable stupid, and quite sensible specimens come across. Immediately after the "Dagestan salute", the former Secretary of State of Pendostan Madeleine Albright suddenly appeared in public and categorically stated that she had never offered to saw our Siberia, they say it was falsely slandered ... What's interesting: a bullet about Siberia, which "should belong to the world community," attributed to Olbreitihe, it is not the first year that she has been spreading the brains of Runet users, and she just decided to refute it ...
Who said that parents are not chosen !? The Syabry brothers again chose their father ... For the fifth time ... It is alarming that you cannot hear the angry cries about the need for a change of power, and the OSCE is silent in a rag, and there is no hysteria in the PACE, and the State Department is in no hurry to make statements ... Only sluggish local opponents , bitterly state that the stupid people again preferred stability to progressive development ... The sanctions were again lifted ... It seems to me alone that the West has already started foreplay?
Our Iraqi allies, as a result of the special operation, were unable to knock the chief Ishilov godfather Al-Baghdadi, but they upset him greatly, he is now in the hospital, heals neuritis ... One hope remains for the American partners: since they still bomb hospitals, maybe will contribute this time !?
Alexander Perlin
October 13, 2015
Generally, ISIS was bombed, but the people were concussed all over the world ...
The new dog, John Kirby, was recently noted with the epic phrase: "Russia does not share the US goals." Undoubtedly, he wanted to convey something to the general public, but he splashed it along the way ... Is there something infectious about this place? He proposes to share the goals ... We will not share anything, and do not hope! So we will bombard the targets!
Another native of the American continent, Steve (Stas - in our opinion) Warren, brought to the attention of the Russians that "Assad is treating his citizens unfairly." We will leave the clumsy construction of the phrase itself on the conscience of the translator, but about justice, I would like more details, because ours have our own opinion on it, especially in relation to the activities of each specific politician ... More recently, another victory of Western tolerance was discussed on the forums - the opening of a shelter in quiet Denmark for elderly homosexuals ... Sickly sympathizing with the difficult lot of elderly foreign Achtungs, the people nevertheless wondered that it would not be bad to attach our favorite, the Nobel laureate Mikhail Sergeyich Gorbachev, there, so that his epic bald head would not grow hair ... That's it, gentlemen democrats and it would be a triumph of humanism and justice, and not at all asphalting the national leader Assad, defending the independence of his country!
Turkish President Erdogan, he is always for justice, in all its manifestations. Having mentally bombed the Kurds, he nevertheless angrily condemned the Russian attacks on ISIS ... And you can understand him! It’s not a matter when, for no reason, no reason, someone begins to dispose of partners in a dangerous business! This disrupts the stolen oil delivery schedule and seriously harms the business! Who does not know: it is Erdogan's offspring, with a fairly forgotten pioneer enthusiasm, who is using Ishilov oil ... Good boy! And this circumstance, and not the more popular conspiracy theories about the restoration of the Great Ottoman Empire, became the main problem for Recep ...
But even yesterday, the world was beautiful, and it seemed to Erdogan that he was firmly holding the stupid Russians with their naive plans to build a gas pipeline to the Faberge. Having agreed in principle that the bloody Gazprom generously invested in the Turkish economy, Recep, as a reward for his undoubtedly noble deed, demanded praise, admiration, and magic discounts on gas ... It's clear that the benefactor, where are we without him, three times: “ ku "... The impudent partner behaved like a pregnant eighth-grader, throwing tantrums and harassing Miller with his whims:" Stop there, come here! " Moreover, the more Recep was convinced that Miller had nowhere to go, the more impudent he became! And it was already going to the fact that the Russians were ready to agree to pay extra for the fact that the Turkish side will graciously allow them to supply their authoritarian gas, when everything collapsed ... It turned out that old Miller simply used a naive Turkish dreamer to implement insidious plans to enslave Europe and mercilessly, as bowling players use a ball that looks like a kolobok's skull to hit the pins with a bang. Miller hit the strike, and, as it turned out, a lot of credit for this, as it turned out, belongs to the greedy but stupid Erdogan.
Because looking at his antrash, the Europeans made two conclusions for themselves: the Russians are ready to stop the transit through Nenka at any cost, and it is better to deal with them than with the sick Turkish politicians. In addition, the reserves of gas fields in the Russian North, although large, but not dimensionless, may not be enough for everyone, especially since the competitors - Power of Altai and Baltic LNG - are right there.
After that, a whole team of foreign investors, known as the “gang” by the people, announced their desire to build the Nord Stream-2 gas pipeline as soon as possible ... And it became clear that there really would not be enough gas for everyone ... Specifically, the Turks would not have enough ... Miller eggs in one basket does not lay down: neither European nor Erdogan's!
Once again, the partners who went to cut Gazprom's rams came back shaved ... They still did not understand who they had contacted. It's not even about the clever and cunning Miller, he won't be, another one will come ... At Gazprom, everyone is like that ... For those who doubt it, I propose to trace the history of the notorious Nord Stream, the design work on the construction of which began (surprise, surprise !!!) in the distant 1997, when the crisis was raging in Russia ... On the international arena, on the contrary, everything was smooth, but smooth: in Kuyevshchina, the red-haired Kuchma signed an age-old agreement on friendship, cooperation and partnership, the Black Sea fleet was divided, and the gas issue was not in any form ... It turns out that even then Gazprom's people predicted possible complications with transit and started thinking about diversifying supplies!
An angry Erdogan, meanwhile, announced that he would refuse to buy Russian gas ... And he has a flag ... No, in principle, this is possible, no problem, it only takes a few billion and five years (s) ... Well, to stretch a pipe from Iran, other options are generally dead ... The Turkish partners have neither one nor the other ... Besides, the gas pipeline will pass through the territory of the self-proclaimed Kurdestan ... Let the guys rejoice ...
In the meantime, only Ukrainian military analysts are happy ... I certainly understand that the gaps in very incomplete and extremely secondary education among the dull-witted public are usually filled with the study of Pedalik's philosophical works, but you need to know a measure!
Now, for example, the news about the Russian MiG-29 shot down by the Turks is being actively discussed ...
- But Russia does not have a MiG-29 in Syria!
That's right ... Now it's gone!
If you believe their military experts, then Russia has already lost half a dozen combat aircraft in the conflict ... According to the Ukrop understanding, any monkey, if you give it a pipe and show it where to press, is able to shoot down a modern combat aircraft ... haloperidol from a warehouse in Vilyuisk, and selective enema of the most active users, but we have no time now, so let them live like this ...
Monkey and trumpet. The trick is that the MANPADS is training, but they did not explain this to the four-handed, so: "Your pipe-plane was swaying!"
Spurred on by the rise in oil prices, economists perked up, rushing to convince the public with ardor that there were no prerequisites for a rise in oil prices ... Then they, of course, got excited, because the Votkinsk Machine-Building Plant produces these prerequisites in three shifts ... But economists are no stranger to shame, Let me remind you that until recently, when the price was falling, these same people stated that there were no prerequisites for a fall ... They are interested in economics, therefore, economists ... I don’t declare that I am a mountaineering instructor, just because I love mountains ... Vorobyovs ... Elbrus , however, somehow not very ...
However, not all partners are impassable stupid, and quite sensible specimens come across. Immediately after the "Dagestan salute", the former Secretary of State of Pendostan Madeleine Albright suddenly appeared in public and categorically stated that she had never offered to saw our Siberia, they say it was falsely slandered ... What's interesting: a bullet about Siberia, which "should belong to the world community," attributed to Olbreitihe, it is not the first year that she has been spreading the brains of Runet users, and she just decided to refute it ...
Who said that parents are not chosen !? The brothers again chose their father ... For the fifth time ... It is alarming that you cannot hear the angry cries about the need for a change of power, and the OSCE is silent in a rag, and there is no hysteria in the PACE, and the State Department is in no hurry to make statements ... Only sluggish local opponents , bitterly state that the stupid people again preferred stability to progressive development ... The sanctions were again lifted ... It seems to me alone that the West has already started foreplay?
Our obscure Iranian allies, as a result of the special operation, were unable to knock the chief Ishilov godfather Al-Baghdadi, but they upset him greatly, he is now in the hospital, heals neuritis ... One hope remains for the American partners: since they are bombing hospitals anyway, maybe this time they will contribute !?
Material: Alexander Perlin
They say that the most popular question that fellow citizens prepared for a direct speech with the President was the sacramental: "When will Chubais be removed!?" I’ll say more, it’s not easy to hang him, because he is in Mordor, the most elite ...
Of course, a corrosive compatriot, scratching his cropped head with a crack, summarizes that a green-eyed lazy cat the size of a refrigerator "Frost", or a plush dog-dog in a folded skin two sizes larger is a real elite, and Tolyan is just a brazen red face, but the facts ... Against the facts, fellow citizens, you will not argue: Anatoly Borisych is the most natural elite ... Moreover, what is especially funny - national, designed to look after our interests ... Yeah ...
And you can't offend the elite, with them you need to be softer, thinner and more delicate, because this bastard often and willingly plays dirty, but to call her to account is almost unrealistic ... that little will seem to anyone ... All major upheavals in Russia have long come from her, dear.
Naturally, an inquisitive connoisseur of history will now nail me to a pillory, noting ironically:
It is a well-known fact that the boyars are bad, and the tsar is good ...
It will be said in such a tone ("sarcasm" is the highest form of irony, yeah) that even the most alternatively gifted shkololo will realize that in fact the king in this situation is no better than the boyars, for they are one team ... Well, yes ... One team ... Just like on a ship.
The king in this team is Captain Columbus himself. He longs for the strange, for example, to open America, and the sailors - they are boyars, they want to go to the nearest port - to a tavern, crack rum, and squeeze port girls ... The team, as we can see, is one, goals are different.
If any ruler, be it a grand duke, an emperor, a general secretary (God forgive me), or some other nabob wants to preserve his state and equip it in the best possible way, even if he understands this in the most criminal form, then the elites, with rare exceptions, strive exclusively for the best arrangement of their own life, and they wanted to spit on state interests from a high bell tower (or better, from a low one - the spit will fly faster) ...
The thesis that another ruler can quite sincerely care about the people, again, will cause only a crooked grin, and meanwhile, there are plenty of such examples in history:
Take, for example, Boris the Tsar (in a good way, not the one Yeltsin, but Godunov). It is known that during the great famine of the beginning of the seventeenth century he not only distributed money to the people, but also supplied the hungry with flour and grain for free, for which he opened the tsar's barns ... Boris introduced fixed prices for bread and strictly persecuted those who inflated these prices ... what is the elite?
If you believe the chronicler (and there is no reason not to believe him, tea is not "Novaya Gazeta"), the elites also thought about the people ... True, in their own way ... part of it had already rotted from lying for many years, and they did not want to sell it "
It all ended in a fucking Great Trouble ... Again, who arranged it? Well, not Boris Godunov? Poles, you say ... And the Poles, who rob ... ugh you! Of course, he urged to correct the backward Russia, and even the Swedes, at the same time? The gang, later nicknamed the “seven-boyars”, consisted of representatives of the political elite ... The names are familiar to everyone: Trubetskoy, Mstislavsky, Vorotynsky, Sheremetov, as well as Golitsyns with Obolensky ... Well, the Romanovs ... Yeah ... Those same ... From the church side this gang was covered by Patriarch Filaret ( nee Fyodor Romanov) ... Boyars Belsky and Shuisky were eliminated in the process of evolutionary selection, as they did not justify expectations ... And the selection was tough.
The elite boyars, in the process of the struggle for power, were so intellectually carried away by the plague of competitors that in Eventually they brought the situation to the point of absurdity: the country was simultaneously ruled by three sovereigns: Vasily Shuisky, Nedimon (False Dmitry) and Vladislav (pshek), and the flock was huddled by two Patriarchs - Hermogenes and Filaret ... So the people were embarrassed. Yes, in such situations, anyone will be embarrassed! Then, thank God, we figured it out, otherwise now the whole country would be talking Polish ...
Again, after the whole people of the Poles who had settled in the Kremlin, under the leadership of citizen Minin and Prince Pozharsky, with great difficulty, were sent for a walk in the chill, it turned out that the boyar-collaborationists were not at all greedy, unprincipled bastards, but on the contrary, the saviors of the Motherland. and they did not cooperate with the invaders, but were in captivity, where they shit to the invaders to the best of their ability ... They probably spat in the soup ...
It is clear that no one was hanged at the gates for its organization, except for the three-year-old son of the second Nedimon, nicknamed "Raven", who apparently muddied this very confusion ... Unfortunately, not a single elite animal was hurt.
The boyars freed from the "Polish captivity" again worried about the fate of the country, which literally had no one to rule, for the descendants of Rurik had all been transferred ... Artistic Misha Romanov was elected tsar ... Not the most bad option for the country, by the way, given that, for example, the Swedish prince Karl Philip had high chances for the Russian throne ...
True, the prince-liberator Dmitry Pozharsky also claimed the throne, he, by the way, is the most, that neither is, Rurikovich, but the representatives of the "best part of the people" he was recognized as unworthy:
Who are you? Liberator!? So make room for a new king!
However, the elite did not show much respect for the chosen surname and often easily changed the ruler through palace coups: who would be stabbed, who would be poisoned, who would be blessed with a snuffbox, or, say, with their own scarf, as they strangle Berezovsky ... After which, of course, a new, convenient one was appointed. for himself a ruler with whom they feast all over the world:
"See how they all have fun ... It's because they killed my dad ..." Anna, 8 years old, daughter of Paul the First ...
And what about the people? And the people, of course, from time to time tried to get imbued with a difficult political situation:
And who is the power here? ”He asked, frowning, frowning.
We are here in power, the elite readily responded, - Disperse, there is nothing interesting here! It's just that the old sovereign fell into complete disrepair and we picked up a new one for you, right off the bat!
If it was not possible to quietly change the ruler, then the elites could well stir up a small revolution with blackjack and maids of honor, such as, for example, the Decembrist uprising.
It is well known that the Decembrists suffered exclusively for the people ... Yeah ... We didn’t sleep at night, everyone thought how to make life easier for the working people: “We ate well, talked a lot and were intrigued before high treason”.
The main goal of the uprising, however, for some reason was not even declared the liberation of the serfs, but the complete destruction of the Romanov family. A dictator was to ascend to the throne ... By voting, Prince Trubetskoy was elected dictator ... An elected dictator ... Just some fierce scribe!
True, this time Trubetskoy did not succeed in full-fledged confusion, of the famous characters he was supported only by Obolensky and Golitsyn ... Not seven-boyars, frankly ... So, some kind of indistinct trinomial.
It is clear that Tsar Nicholas the First reacted to these escapades generally adequately, by hanging five Carbonarii. For this innocent prank, the swine's trick was insultingly teased with "stickin", "satrap" and "brute": "From head to toe, fellow, From head to toe, brute ..."
The autocrat was charged with cruel treatment of the "onizhedey" ... It's funny that during the liquidation of the riots none of the Decembrists was killed, although the people were given a lot: more than two hundred soldiers and nine hundred people "rabble" (the official term from the police report). However, few people worried about such trifles, and the Shirnarmassians sympathized with the "unfortunate Decembrists" with might and main, especially those who were exiled to this terrible Siberia, and especially after they learned that their wives had also come to them ...
And this, despite the fact that the real elite, who stirred up these disorders, the king, in fact, did not touch. Yes, the five Carbonarii hung to dry were nobles, but it should be noted that the organism's belonging to the nobility did not at all make it a real elite. They were there among themselves, too, divided into castes. A poor student Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov, for example, was also considered a nobleman ...
So, instead of the dictator Prince Trubetskoy, Mr. Pestel was hanged as the leader of the conspirators, who, by the way, did not participate in the uprising at all (he, like Lech Navalny, was taken the day before).
Instead of Prince Obolensky, who killed General Miloradovich, they hanged Mr. Kakhovsky, who, out of his feeble mind, also signed up for the elimination of the satrap ... The reason is compelling - Kakhovsky wanted to kill the general, but Obolensky did not want to ... He wanted to slaughter the horse ... Damn, how did the cattle stop him? Flayer, fuck!
The conspirators got off with easy, unobtrusive hard labor, which was soon replaced by exile for everyone. The reason here is not at all in Palkin's unprecedented philanthropy, because remember, the conspirators set their goal the murder of all ... I emphasize, all the Romanovs. He thirsted for revenge, but as an intelligent person he was well aware of the possible consequences of a brutal reprisal against the elite. Therefore, until the very end of his reign, until he died during the Crimean War, he did not risk starting long-overdue reforms of serfdom for fear of angering the elite, which did not approve of such free-thinking ...
Everything is correct: I want to live ... Circumstances of force majeure, so to speak ... The ease with which the elite, by their own understanding, trained the rulers played a cruel joke with her ...
When the next Tsar Nikolai II Alexandrovich ceased to meet the high requirements of the nobility, and he was slightly overthrown, none of the elite, by and large, did not strain. Even members of the royal family felt great: Grand Duke Mikhail Alexandrovich, with the smile of a student of the correctional class and a huge red bow, was wandering through the streets: "Hurray, we were overthrown!" ...
By the way, no matter how disgusting the lover of Matilda was, the liberal belge that replaced him turned out to be a hundred times worse:
Alexander Fedorovich, What would YOU do if you could go back to 1917, nosy Western journalists asked Kerensky shortly before his death, in the mid-sixties
I would have hung Kerensky, he replied. He understood, bastard, that thanks to him and his comrades, the country was plunged into a new, much more terrible, turmoil: “... by September 1917, the real incomes of the population had fallen by 2 times. Anarchy, riots, pogroms, and lynching reigned in the country. In the villages, the land has long been taken and divided. The landowners' estates burned down, pedigree cattle were cut down, inventory was smashed. There was a massive closure of industrial establishments, hundreds of thousands of the hungry were thrown into the streets ”...
Almost one and a half million people deserted from the army, gangs consisting of amnestied “Kerensky's chicks” and armed deserters who joined them were “naughty” all over the country ... cities (Chita, for example), establishing there "tambourine" terror. Poland, Finland, Urkaina, Estonia, Transcaucasia, Bashkiria, Tatarstan, North Caucasus and Kuban. The Don Army was formed, which declared the independence of the Don ... How there is trouble ...
However, the real elite, enriched by the rich experience of previous squabbles, did not see any particular danger for themselves in the current situation, because it is not in the tradition of the Russian people to make boyars and noblemen intimidate, to beat up your neighbor, a portless shafts, is a sacred cause, and do not touch the elite! Orthodoxy, Autocracy and Narodnost-rule! So the rebels will scoff, pobuzat, and even calm down, well, a couple of hundred thousand cattle will be conquered, or some nearby estates will burn ... Business ... The theory of controlled chaos is in action ...
It is quite possible that it would have happened this way, but the power unexpectedly (even for themselves) was seized by the Bolsheviks with the Left Socialist-Revolutionaries ... distinctive feature It was these organisms that were not entirely Russian in spirit ... They ... how to put it mildly ... They are internationalists, and all the spirituality with the nationality, and especially the autocracy, were merrily twirling on a thick spinner.
All the screws are fucking ... Anti-staplers came to power ... - Peace to the peoples, land to the peasants, factories to the workers, dissatisfied with their hara! - announced the old man Krupsky - We will arrange such a power for you - you will swing!
I must say that Ilyich kept his word and soon swayed on lamp posts, optimized within the framework of a political dialogue, various Trubetskoy, and the Mstislavskys and Sheremetovs, who did not want to come to terms with the new reality ... In the burning villages, the commissars in dusty helmets with enviable enthusiasm leaned against the warm walls of the Gymolitsy lieutenants with the Obolensky cornet, and after the execution, laughing cheerfully, they led into the office of "their young ladies" ... The evening ceased to be languid, and chaos-controlled ...
In the end, the elite realized that there was nothing more to catch “in this country”, because traditionally the impudent cattle refuse to die for the interests of the nobility, and it is somehow awkward to do it themselves ...
"The point is strong and our sneakers are fast" - the elite howled resentfully and throwing junk, for life is more expensive, in an expedited manner, came in large numbers abroad ...
It turned out that there is a great demand for taxi drivers and prostitutes with noble roots ... Die for Russia? No, thank you ...
To be continued ... Probably ...
Material: Alexander Perlin
